This wasn’t a planned competition– It just kind of happened with my friend group, the Revolution. Here are my rankings but I need your vote at the bottom!

1. Zach, who’s about two weeks away from joining the rock bank ZZ Top.

2. Carter. “A beard trimmer? What’s that?”

3. Ryan, whose mom says she loves his facial hair.

4. Matt, who looks like he just went to Burning Man and won’t shut up about it.

5. George, who has the same amount of hair on his face and his head.

6. Thomas, who could totally join a biker gang if he wanted to. And he has a cute dog.

7. Evan, who can’t wait to start his freshman year of college.

8. Sean, whose mustache might be on a few neighborhood posters.

9. Andrew, who looks like he should be bagging groceries at Whole Foods.

**P.S. I really liked the mustaches. Unfortunately these guys were participating in a beard competition they didn’t even know about.