Hollywood movies have gotten pretty bad recently… Bad enough that I could make better movies by just turning my dreams into movie scripts. Vote on which dream would make the best movie and I’ll send it in to Universal Studios.

P.S. Please ignore any copyright infringement… I’ll worry about that later.

Movie title: Ace Ventura: Extraterrestrial Calling
Genre: Comedy
Plot: I’m the world’s leading expert on talking to animals. I get an urgent, top-secret call from the government to talk to an animal… and it’s an alien! Me and the alien eventually become best friends.

Movie title: Fast and Furious: Jail Race
Genre: Action, street racing.
Plot: My friends and I attempted to rob a bank but got caught. I was the getaway driver and sacrificed myself so the others could get away. But before going to jail, I have one last plan to get us all off the hook. I challenge the new hot-shot district attorney to a street race. If he wins, I’ll rat on the rest of my crew. But if I win, I get to go free and he stops going after my friends. He agrees… but with a catch. I have to race in a 2002 Toyota Camry while he drives a Maserati.
Editor’s Note: It’s not the best idea but it’s definitely better than Fast and Furious 3 Tokyo Drift.

Movie Title: Ghostforce
Genre: Action, comedy
Plot: I’m part of an elite ghost task force in charge of protecting the living world from evil spirits. Thanks to our efforts, the living world doesn’t even know we exist (kind of like how Men in Black protect the world from aliens). However, the whole world is in danger when a dark spirit emerges to wipe out every living being on the planet. (P.S. In this universe, ghosts can’t fly, but they can run really fast and jump 30+ feet).

Movie title: Avatar, The Last Airbender meets Scooby Doo
Genre: Not really sure where to put this one
Plot: The evil leader of the Fire Nation has finally been captured, but he’s injured and recovering in the hospital. The Fire Nation army arrives in a helicopter, busts through the roof and pulls their leader out. Avatar is forced to call the only person who can help find the missing person… Scooby Doo. Oh and Batman comes along for backup.

Movie title: The Pirate from the Shadows
Genre: Horror
Plot: My sister Erin and I find out we have an evil step-brother. Because of a traumatic incident as a child at Disney World, he thinks he’s a pirate, and has been locked away for years in a mental hospital. He escapes and comes after our family for revenge, armed with a pirate ship and crew.

Movie title: Undercover Mother
Genre: James Bond-esque
Plot: An experienced group of criminals break into the Kelley household. I can’t figure out why they’re in our house until my mom pulls me into a secret room. In there, I find out my mom is a secret agent and is hiding top-secret information that could destroy the world if it gets in the wrong hands. Mom comes out of the panic room dual wielding blazing guns.

Movie title: Giant Squid
Genre: Exclusively made for the Sci Fi channel.
Plot: There’s a giant squid hiding throughout the pipes of Liz’s house. It’s so big that it’s tentacles are coming up out of the drains and starting to attack our friends. No one else believes me until several of our friends are missing, and then we have to figure out how to come together and stop the giant squid.