Carter had a bad fantasy football year and we punished him accordingly. The biggest loser in the league (Carter) had to create an embarrassing 12 month calendar of himself, with each league member picking the theme for one month. So really, we didn’t just punish him once… We punished him for 12 whole months.
“Nip-slip New Year” Directed by Evan
Evan scored more points than every team in the West division but struggled in the East. To celebrate not coming in last place, Evan dressed Carter up in a makeshift baby outfit to bring in the New Year.
“President’s Day” Directed by Zach
Zach got screwed— he missed the trophy by just two points. With a tear in his eye, Zach dressed up Carter in a nostalgic Barack Obama matching t-shirt and hat.
“Matt suspiciously flees the state” March
Matt won the 2017 league after finishing the 2016 season dead last with a paltry 925 cumulative points. To escape any suspicion, he immediately fled to the north, never to be seen again. (Picture selected by Carter)
“April Showers bring May Flowers” Directed by Andrew
Carter is wearing a full rain suit but Andrew couldn’t make it rain points in the league. Andrew barely squeaked by Carter in the last game to avoid the ultimate punishment.
“Cinco de Mayo/ Mother’s Day” Directed by Becca
We had nine players in the league but there’s twelve months in a year… so we called in our female friends to help fill in the gap. Here, Carter combines two holidays into one confusing picture.
“Beach Season” Directed by Ashley
Carter actually fills out this two piece swimsuit pretty well. Then again, he’s wearing a women’s swim suit at midnight 250 miles away from the nearest beach. Well played, Ash.
“Carter’s Birthday” Directed by Carter Fields
The dude likes cats and isn’t shy about it. Carter’s fantasy football fate was sealed from the very beginning after starting the season on a six game losing streak.
“Sorority Rush” Directed by Liz
“Throw what you know.” Liz didn’t play fantasy football but I bet even she could beat Carter’s team.
“Wake Me Up When September Ends” Directed by Nathan
Despite finishing fourth, Nathan had the highest cumulative points. This lethargic photo also reflects Carter’s lackadaisical attitude towards fantasy football.
“World Series” Directed by George (Carter)
After several pictures being deemed “inappropriate,” George finally gave up. Note George’s team name is also a jab at Carter; “Carter can’t (Jordan) Reed.”
“Boy Scout Popcorn Month” Directed by Ryan
Carter is wearing a youth-medium boy-scout uniform (waist size 22). Team Kelley also had a rough season though, finishing 5-6.
“The Nutcracker” Directed by Sean
Someone got their balls busted alright. Sean took down Carter 90-83 in Week 7 on the way to a 7-4 finish.
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