My core friend group is a tight circle that hasn’t changed in over 10 years… until recently. One of the core members got a new boyfriend (thanks online dating) and we’ve decided to fully welcome him into the group. The only problem is this new member hasn’t gotten to spend a lot of time with Bobby yet, who’s apparently too busy being a new parent to hang out with us every weekend now. Whatever. Bobby’s a simple enough guy that I can tell you everything you need to know about Bobby in just a few pictures.

1. Bobby is always hungry. His goal is to put 2,000 calories in every smoothie. And his idea of a side for a bagel is a croissant.

2. He never misses a good photobombing opportunity (especially when he’s in costume)

3. I’m pretty sure he could have been a model.

4. Although he’s also kind of weird.

5. And makes this one face he makes when he’s disappointed (although thankfully we don’t see this one very often).

6. But overall he’s a great friend and gives great hugs.