There are good things too I’m just saying… Here are some of the drawbacks:

If you try to be funny you’re going to get sent to therapy.

To be honest, I don’t really want to touch the spiders either.

Can I just sit down for like five minutes??

THE COLD HANDS

When your french fries magically disappear.

Buying expensive gifts that still miss the mark.

Constant fear of getting one of these texts.

All of her things somehow end up in my pockets anyway.

She can’t stay awake through Pulp Fiction or Fight Club.

Putting up with shenanigans like this.

…There are lots of pros too, though, and I wouldn’t change it for the world.

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