Was Ryan a Ladies’ Man in Middle School? Analyzing photo evidence from old year books

Hindsight is 20:20. Take a look at who signed my yearbook and then vote at the bottom.

Evidence For:

1. Sparkly eyes… check.

pro 3 sparkly eyes_censored

2. Back to back phone numbers. Score.

pro 2 cell numbers_censored (1)

3. Nice.

pro 1 good times dancing_censored final 2

Evidence Against:

1. Uh oh. This isn’t good.

con 1 best guy friend (2)_censored

2. Seriously?? Two in one year really hurts.

con 2 best guy friend_censored

3. This is DEFINITELY not what I was going for. Here’s a note I got from another male track team member.

con 3 rock hard_censored

4. I’m 100% sure this never happened.

con 4 fat_censored

5… And by ninth grade the only signature I got was from my sister.

In Conclusion, No, probably not.