I really hope no one is mad at me after this one…
This man is a teacher now.
Looks just like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
Bobby practicing his sorority squat in the background.
“Teenage pregnancy” Halloween costume.
Middle School….
Alex eating grapes in apple sauce??
Lol.
This entire album literally could have just been pictures of Vic.
A little off topic but my mom forgot to turn off the grill one time…
The 2012 Mount Tabor Academic Team….
This one is def cool.
We’ve all been there…
Here’s a list of questions I’m too embarrassed to ask in public but just dumb enough I’ll post on the internet. Answering life’s toughest questions like “how to food” and “is it safe to buy advil from Mexico.”
May 12: “does butter have carbs” –Surprisingly no, no carbs in butter.
May 7: “baby its 3 a.m. and I must be lonely” –Looks like I was looking for the Matchbox 20 song…
May 3: “a nation’s pride (1944)” –A fictional movie from the movie Inglorious Bastards.
April 3: “how many days in April” –Appropriately asked on April 3.
March 27: “mens book club near me” –This one wasn’t my idea…
March 24: “when guys brunch” –I don’t remember what was going on here… I do like brunch though.
March 21: “suddenly i don’t feel so insecure” –Strange I know but it’s a Sum 41 song.
March 21: “why do we have social security” –Mainly to decrease poverty for the elderly and protect people from poor financial investments.
March 19: “urban dictionary keeping it real” Find out what happens when keeping it real goes wrong here.
March 17: “fake news” –Lots of news about fake news.
March 14: “is charles schwab a bank” –I think so but the fact that I had to ask that question means I probably shouldn’t be using them.
March 12: “Can I spray paint beer bottles?” –Yes its generally safe if you ever have the need, just don’t get paint near the cap.
I already know your first thought… Brittany (your girlfriend) is going to kill you! Probably true but I did it anyways. Over the past month, I kept track of every direct cost of having a girlfriend.
May 1: Britt bought ice cream for me. Cost: $3.5. Running total: -$3.50 (dollars to have a girlfriend each month).
May 4: Britt bought me an expensive cocktail at Calavera. Cost: $10. Running total: -$13.50.
May 8: I bought ice cream. Cost: $3.50. Running total: -$10.
May $19: I bought a round of drinks at Top O. Cost: $6. Running total: -$4.
May 20: Erin (my sister) gave me tickets to a Brad Paisely concert. Cost: free! We went to dinner beforehand at the Loop. Cost: $9.50. Running total: $5.50.
May 23: Dinner at Imbibe, I had a gift card so it was basically free. Don’t go here for food though… 1 star.
May 31: So this one’s on me. I really wanted to go to a Green Day concert and I think the only way I could convince anyone to go with me was if I buy a ticket for Britt. Cost: $65. Running total: $70.50.
This isn’t a perfect sample size but here’s the verdict; $70.50 per month to have a girlfriend (which I think is actually one of the lightest months to date). In other words, $846 per year or $56,682 per lifetime but who’s counting.
Maybe this is just the Boy Scout in me but everyone should keep these things in their car. I can’t guarantee the save your life part but you’ll be dry when it rains, have light when it’s dark, and your swimsuit when it’s time to party.
***BONUS POINTS: Don’t forget to check the air pressure in your spare tire, they do go flat!!
I’m not sure why but my last easy cooking post was by far the most popular post to date. So here it is…
Southwest Sweet Potatoes with 4 ingredients in 20 minutes.
2.Take a can of corn, black beans, and diced tomatoes and mix together in a bowl
3. Hollow out the potato a little bit and put the mix inside of the sweet potato. Optional: Add cheese (ingredient #5, I get it). Done!!
Bonus Level!!! Take chicken breast and boil it on the stove for 10ish minutes. Maybe even throw in some taco seasoning?? When it’s ready, shred the chicken and throw it in the sweet potato!
Idea originally came from lmld.org and I dumbed it down a lot
What I imagine its like to be a doctor…
What I imagine its like to be a dad…
What I imagine true love is like…
…What true loves is actually like…
I really hope this isn’t too confusing but here’s the basic hypothesis:
If it takes you a really long time to text me back, is that going to affect how long I take before replying to your text? I’ll test this hypothesis on three (unbeknownst to them) test subjects; my girlfriend (Brittany), my sister (Erin), and a guy friend (Harrison). But let’s start with our null hypothesis…
Here’s a graph assuming the Texting and Waiting game is an exact science. In this model if it takes you 4 minutes to respond to my text, I’ll wait exactly 4 minutes before responding to your text.
PSA Brittany is my girlfriend. It looks like I respond to her texts pretty quickly here no matter what… I know better than that.
So this data is a little skewed because most of the texts are all clustered around (0,0). It looks like it takes Erin (my sister) a long time to respond every now and then 🙂
My buddy Harrison is notoriously bad at texting… but then again it doesn’t look like I’m all that better. Notice the axes quickly jump up to 16,000 minutes aka 11 days.
In Conclusion, I don’t have a conclusive conclusion on the Texting and Waiting Game. If anything, I think the time it takes me to respond to your text depends more on our relationship than how long it took you to respond.
As always, every post ends in a poll:
I finally upgraded from my old, beaten-down Iphone 4s to the new Nexus 5x made by Google. And it’s insane how much this phone has learned about me. Some of it is very useful but some of the data is just creepy…
So this may not be the perfect phone for cheaters, terrorists or drugs dealers, but it’s been pretty good to me so far. Actually, I’m starting to get a little concerned now that I have all of this in front of me…
