Hi! My name is Ryan and I created this blog in 2015 to share funny thoughts over 140 characters. There isn’t a set theme but some of my favorite topics are embarrassing my friends, cooking, and running impromptu statistical studies.

During the day I play corporate banker, but in my free time I enjoy scheming on new start up ideas, searching out new North Carolina craft beers and, obviously, sharing funny and insightful posts with friends and family.

Subscribe here for more posts like “How Much Does it Really Cost to Have a Girlfriend” and “Embarrassing Pictures of Other People on My Phone.”  You can also reach me at ryan.kelleyc@gmail.com